After watching Thor Love and Thunder and seeing the Season Finale of The Boys.

There wasn’t much to watch.

So I fired up the ol PS…and turned on Tubi.

With Netflix and all the other streaming services at the palm of our hands, we really are spoiled for choice.

I kinda long for the old days when you would turn on the telly and switch around to stumble upon a show or movie that would catch your attention.

So as I watch scrolling I stumbled upon this movie…

The synopsis seemed intriguing and Jesse Eisenberg was in it so I thought what the hell.

Not gonna lie…an hour into the movie…I could see myself and Broseph in the shoes of the leads.

I picked up some pearls of wisdom from the movie…one of which was when you ask a woman what’s the most attractive quality in a man.

The first response is “Sense of Humor” but if a dude who was ripped and had a bike came into the place…most if not all woman would try to get his attention and the “Sense of Humor” guys would be holding the door as they made their way out.

This kinda aligns with the saying that “Nice guys finish last” and that women go after jerks or 🍑holes.

The first location was at the bar… where the V card wasn’t stigmatized or ridiculed. But at the end of the day the V card boils down to a choice or a lack thereof…. some like to get it over with while others didn’t have the opportunity to do so.

However, the last thing you should do is to have immense expectations about it… because let’s face it on some level it’s like riding a bike…it might seen scary at first but practice and confidence helps you to get better at it.

Second location was a party where the “veteran” was teaching the novice about how to find the most vulnerable. The novice ended up in a predicament but he didn’t go through with it because it didn’t feel right.

After “striking out” they resorted to a failsafe plan because the novice was feeling desperate..as they turned into an alley it didn’t take a rocket scientist to know where they were headed.

It was the moment of truth… Garments were off, drinks were in the system (aka social lubricant) but at the last moment the veteran yoinked the novice from the room. The novice was pissed in the heat of the moment but subliminally he was grateful to the veteran for his deed.

Despite our differences and in spite of the fact that he pisses me off sometimes…Broseph has done for me what the veteran did for the novice in the last scene…but hey nobody likes the mushy so he does sprinke on some harsh statements at the end of the sentence but subliminally I am gratefully for his deeds as well.

When one story ends another begins…so next up was Adventureland.

Not a lot of takeaways from this but just the fact that Men are visual and prideful creatures.

We all have baggage and it comes in various different shapes and forms.

Just like women say they want sense of humor…Men say they care about what’s on the inside (women might think it’s metaphorically but it’s literal).

I have an acquaintance out in the east and she seems cool but although the book might be a good read the cover isn’t as pleasant…

Right now, most of you are probably like…

I kid you not… Install any app on your phone right now… something that has a swipe left or right feature.

Go through the people… The people that you swipe to the left… probably are a good and or fantastic book but because the cover isn’t as pleasant you would be like Nah….

Maybe that’s the reason that we usually try to punch above our weight class…we all want that feeling like we won something and it has to be Gold, silver or bronze…and not so participation trophy.

(But in due course of time we realize that the gold, silver and bronze was just a plating and underneath the plating it was all the same.)

Coming back to the swiping experiment…now there will be few among us who will swipe right always.

This ties in with a show that I stumbled upon recently which is also the title of this post.

Eager for love… That wording is so key. You want to be in the Eager side of things…when you get into the Desperate spectrum is when you start making bad decisions.

And no it’s not like you can control it but if you do have some semblance of control left try not to go over to the dark side.

And it applies to both men and women.

I heard the following line on MY WIFE AND KIDS.

Mom: Eat your food kids, there are children starving in Africa.

Son: Mom, even if we cleaned off our plates wouldn’t the kids in Africa be still starving.

I bring this up now because no matter where you are on the totem pole of life…there are people on levels below you and people on the level above you but when life throws 💩 at you… You and only you how bad it stinks.

(I know that was a weird way to put it but you get mt point)

In that show 👆.

Bro had a Im not good enough for girl 1…then he messed it up over some superstitious stuff.

Girl 2 wanted to let loose, throw caution to the wind and just have some fun but the protagonist wasn’t up for that…he wanted to take things slow so he was called a prude and cast aside.

Girl 3 was his best friend and he tried the Kuch Kuch HOTA hai approach and that led him almost losing the only friend that he had.

(Side note… although that movie is revered as a classic… It’s just as bad as Romeo and Juliet…if you sit down and think about it)

Girl 4… Was a girl on a mission to stick it to her Dad by _ _ _ _ (NSFW 😅) but getting fired from the company caused that plan to go PUCHUKUM.

By Girl 5… Needle was moving ever so close to the danger zone.. but he matched with a girl who was DTF.

However, the protagonist’s lack of having protection on him… metaphorically saved his ass

So the final sequence was a engagement party and remember the social lubrication…well there was tons of it at the party.

And in the morning after shot…. Protagonist hungover….dress on the bed.

Who could it be…. 1/2/3/4/5?

Final answers locked in….

It was Girl #6…the girl who was busting his balls throughout the season.

And then the guy asked “How was he”?

Girl’s response “I have had worse”

In the protagonist’s mind..

It all comes down to the totem pole… Or Goldilocks theory if you will… Not the best and not the worst just somewhere in the middle.

Cant wait to see Season 2.

There is a saying…take it with a grain of salt.

Life may not always give you the things you want but it will try to give you what it thinks you need at that particular moment.

Now the above might come off as full of 💩 for some but hey…that’s me trying to give the “Glass half full approach a shot”

In other news, recently I was testing out an app and I happened to take a personality test and it matched me with this.

I’m not a big believer of the Aquarius matches best with this sign theory but I might look into 👆 a bit more because it’s a bit more sciency. 🤔

Will this post get published or join it’s buddies in the draft graveyard.

Overthinking mind: Have you checked for coherence or grammatical errors.